OSMONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooohooo!! Back home from an amazing trip to Kitchener to FINALLY see The Osmonds in concert. Wayne, Jay and Merrill did not disappoint either. I'm really regretting not going to the St. Catherine's show on thursday night now. Hindsight and all that. Man, I had so much fun it should be illegal. And I'm crazy tired. :)
So...I get up at 5am on friday morning, get everything together and get ready, and head off on the 6:15am bus to the terminal. 7am and I'm on the Ontario Northland to Toronto where there's close to an hour wait so I go get a latte from Timothy's and catch my Kitchener connection. Get in close to 1pm....looooonnnnng bus ride. Not as long as the trip down to Media, PA but still. Do my usual grabbing of transit maps and walking out to the nearest street, pick a direction and start walking. Check in at the hotel isn't til 3pm so I kick around King Street for a bit. Around 2, I find a stop for the #7 that I know goes close to the hotel and wait for a bus while picking up a conversation with a woman who is from Cuba and lives in Kitchener.
Get to the hotel, do the check in thing, take a "disco nap" and then freshen up. (6 hours on a bus and all ya know.) Went over to Wimpy's for dinner and had a MASSIVE burger and fries. Dude, this thing was the size of a bread & butter plate. Good thing I was doing a fair bit of walking 'cause I'm pretty sure that thing was over my calorie count, lol. And then....off to the show!!
Center in the Square isn't much from the outside but it's really impressive inside the theater. Nice seating with loads of leg room too. Makes me wish our Opera House had seating like that in it. And the concert was more amazing than I had ever hoped! After wanting to see them for such a very long time, it was awesome to have it happen and to have fantastic seats for the show. They did a lot of the hits like One Bad Apple, Yo-yo and He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother plus a medley of love songs and a medley of brother acts. They naturally did the BeeGee's thing that freaked me out the first time I heard it on the live cd...and Jay does a disturbing Michael Jackson impersonation when they did ABC. ;-) No Love Me For a Reason or I'm Still Gonna Need You though but I'll live.
And good grief but Wayne...ok, I knew he's a bit unique and all. And I've seen clips of him going off on his joke moments....but I had no real clue just how he can flip the show off the rails and how valiently Merrill tries to keep it moving. He usually loses mind you but man, he tries. And Wayne tells the kind of jokes that I really shouldn't laugh at 'cause they do tend to be cheesy but boy, can he deliver those things with....enthusiasm. :) You know the ones I mean. Like when he was talking about the last time he was in Canada. "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out." Yeah...those ones. But my favourite was when they were introducing Heartache Tonight and Wayne was giving it alternate names. Lots of alternate names. And he got into stuff like, "Get Off The Stove Granny, You're Too Old to Ride the Range." And the one that made everyone do the sharp intake of breath followed by unavoidable laughing, "Hope You're Living As High Off The Hog As The Pig You Turned Out To Be".
They did the Auctioneer song too which was so much fun and Jay did a huge drum solo that was AWESOME!! And when they came back on for the encore, they did a song I'd never heard before, most likely called, The Lady in the Second Row or something close. It was a great tune and a bunch of us went up to the side of the stage to dance about, clap and carry on. (Hey, I require NO encouragement for audience participation.) And closed the show with I Believe...and mentioning they'd be doing a Fireside the following morning.
Being as tired as I was after the show and my mind wandering to getting back to the hotel plus being on a music high...I didn't look too closely at the card other than the intersection I needed to get to the next day. Checked with the front desk to find out where it was and it wasn't that far from the hotel so I figured that I'd figure the busing out the next morning before breakfast. Didn't notice AT ALL until I was on the #12 and almost there that it was at the LDS church. Keep in mind that I have no idea at all at this point what a Fireside even IS! I figured it's just the kind of little event I've been to at a lot of churches. You know, those little receptions with the church leaders and locals and whatnot.
Those who know me know that on a good day, I'm not even remotely comfortable in churches. They just go a bit against my Pagan nature. And the fact that I went to Kitchener wearing my pentacle was a tad more uncomfortable. Not that I was going to take it off - that's just not me. However, when I got there, I realized the event was in the LDS chapel. There were also a lot of Elders in the lobby. There were also a lot (and I mean a LOT) of LDS members in the lobby. You'd think by now I'd be used to being the only non-Christian in the crowd but this felt particularly odd. So, it turns out that a Fireside is sort of a meeting of congregation for the Latter-day Saints with hymns and speakers on religious topics. Yeah....did I feel conspicuous? Not that I really have any problems with the LDS church (outside of the gay marriage thing and they are hardly alone on that). Hey, if I were looking for a Christian church they would be right up there on the list. (Though I think I like the Baptist hymns a bit more, they've just got more ooomph.) But anyone who knows the story of my near-death experience, also knows that my faith is on extremely solid ground and has been for years. But it was quite a lovely meeting and the Osmond brothers gave lovely speeches, only graced by Wayne's interuptions of levity a few...dozen...times.
BUT...I totally met the Osmonds after!! I was not expecting that to every actually happen. And Jay Osmond has now vaulted to the #2 position, closely tailing Jimmy, for the position of my favourite Osmond. Sorry Merrill but you've been bumped. Jay is just about the sweetest person - I mean they all are - but Jay knocked my socks off. You need to understand the reactions I get from my pentacle most of the time. I either get weird questions about tarot readings or random people that I'm supposed to know because appparently all Pagans should know each other ... or people think I'm Jewish. (Note: The Star of David has SIX points, not five). But Jay just said that he was really interested in my necklace and wanted to know what it way. I mentioned that I was a non-Christian and that the pentacle symbolized the elements of Fire, Air, Water, Earth and Spirit. He seemed surprised but we talked briefly about Spirit being the fifth element and about how long I've waited to see them and how great the show was and whatnot. What a charmer....I now see why he's at the top of so many Osmond fan's lists as their favourite. :) Scooted over to get Merrill's autograph though he had a lot of people waiting so we didn't really talk and then Wayne who I chatted with very briefly...and then it was off to get the bus home as I had a 4:15pm connection to make in Toronto.
I know I've glossed over the whole trip a bit...but I wanted to hit the highlights before I go to bed tonight and I start to forget things. The whole trip was so wonderful and it was such a blessing to actually get to meet the three of them, if briefly. I'd go and see them again in a heartbeat. Though it'd be awesome if I didn't have to spend 6 hours on a bus to do it, lol. Guys, how about a show in Toronto...or Casino Rama?? And bring Jimmy next time too. :)
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